I kinda understand Mercedes on a tombstone, but this

"WorldRallyBlog" (world-rallyblog) 10/04/2013 at 16:09 • Filed to: bizzaropnik, russia, mob, graveyard, daewoo, mercedes

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Apparently it's the thing in Russia, body-sized tombstones and cars, because power and influence. This car, however, has none of that. I think. I mean, I don't know. It's a Daewoo!

Frank Grimes > WorldRallyBlog 10/04/2013 at 16:14

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reminds me of these grave markers I saw on Anthony Boudain show. Apparently they sometimes show how the person died. There was one with a car crashing into a tree and this unfortunate one.

Xesty > Frank Grimes 10/04/2013 at 16:15

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Man, i would make sure mine has me riding a rocket off into the sunset.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Xesty 10/04/2013 at 16:23

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If I knew I had only days left to live, I would seriously consider skydiving into a volcano.

Xesty > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/04/2013 at 16:25

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I can see it now, a week after you die in a volcano the doctor calls up your next-of-kin and says they had a malfunction with the program and you are actually perfectly healthy.

Frank Grimes > Xesty 10/04/2013 at 16:28

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I would make sure mine shows me naked running through the snow under full moon leading a pack of my wolf bros into battle.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Xesty 10/04/2013 at 16:28

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If I were to go out like that, I'd definitely get 2nd and 3rd opinions. Next step would be convincing someone to let me do it, haha.

Xesty > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/04/2013 at 16:29

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haha fair enough!

Xesty > Frank Grimes 10/04/2013 at 16:30

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haha I love it

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Xesty 10/04/2013 at 16:32

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Perhaps they could drop me in a car of my choice? That'd be a cool fucking headstone! (I wouldn't sacrifice any rare cars).

Xesty > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/04/2013 at 16:35

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Shoot, I would have them pose me inside a classic car, put in a giant box, bury it with a brass plaque stating im some supreme ruler of the car world so when people look for "ancient" life they find me and label me a hero! #dramaticexcellence

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Xesty 10/04/2013 at 16:40

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They could leave the car exposed an fill it with some sort of preserving fluid.

Xesty > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/04/2013 at 16:42

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Yeah but if its a classic, the weight of the dirt would easily crush the body - which we just can't have.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > WorldRallyBlog 10/04/2013 at 17:09

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That just screams,

" No one man should have all that power
The clock’s ticking, I just count the hours
Stop tripping, I’m tripping off the power
Till then, fuck that, the world’s ours "